What social life?

What social life?

3 days ago on July 29th | J | 0 notes

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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2 weeks ago on July 13th | J | 255,597 notes

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

2 weeks ago on July 13th | J | 335,785 notes

pogilord:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

2 weeks ago on July 13th | J | 564,899 notes

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

2 weeks ago on July 13th | J | 268,766 notes
3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 452 notes

asian:

real-gifs:

au8:

trendingly:

The 11 Saddest Moments From Your Childhood - Click Here To See Them All

NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS OKAY

OKAY TO WHOEVER MADE THIS LIST

DON’T PLAY WTH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 225,503 notes

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 89,358 notes

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 186,930 notes

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 352,606 notes

beben-eleben:

WTF LOL

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 183,732 notes

unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 129,404 notes

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovary-react

get off my text post

3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 206,001 notes
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma.  (via asdfghjkllove)
3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 755,093 notes

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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3 weeks ago on July 10th | J | 219,045 notes